If the goal of an Opening Ceremony is to get you talking about the Olympics, consider London’s a success.
True, much of the talk inspired byÂ NBC‘s tape-delayed broadcast Friday night probably hovers somewhere between “well, that was just nuts” to “what the â€¦?” But as long as it shoves the Olympics to the front of the national conversation, NBC will take it.
Granted, “strange” seems to be the Opening Ceremony stock in trade these days, as each organizer tries to out-do, and out-shock, the last. But even when you apply the 1992 Albertville opener-as-Cirque du SoleilÂ standard, London’s show, designed by Oscar-winningÂ Slumdog MillionaireÂ directorÂ Danny Boyleâ€” with its grassy knoll and light-board hospital beds â€” was boisterously, Britishly odd.
It was delightful at times, to be sure. But just as often, it was trying so hard to create magic and impart meaning that it became impenetrable.
The Queen parachuting into the stadium as a Bond girl? Fun. Rowen Atkinson destroyingÂ Chariots of Fire?Peculiar, but fun. The flying bicycle dove? Also fun, even if it did look more like a flying monkey.
But the dancing sick-kids salute to theÂ National Health Service, complete with aÂ Mary PoppinsÂ air raid and a giant Franken-baby? Much less fun, and more than a bit bizarre. “I don’t know if that’s cute or creepy,” said NBC’s Matt Lauer proclaimed about the baby, as if “cute” were actually an option.
As for the house-afire digital-age tour of British popular music, it was way too long, and the story it was barely telling kept getting in the way of the songs. But even at that, it was better than an opening effort to tell the history of Britain, complete with a pause forÂ World War IÂ and a rip-up-the-grass switch from agrarian to industrial that aimed for spectacle and instead just seemed like the longest scene change ever aired.
Perhaps the lesson is that you cannot tell the story of a people and culture on a stadium field, no matter how many high-tech enhancements and volunteer dancers you have at your disposal. Note to Rio: Please, don’t try.
It’s hard to imagine why these events have to run on so long â€” you could have recreated the first Olympics in the time it took to get to those kids lighting that cauldron (a neat effect), let alone by time you got toÂ Paul McCartney‘s concert. And while we’re pondering, are we now stuck with that silly looking hill in the stadium for the next two weeks, or was it a one-night-stand folly?
A scattershot collection of lights, songs and music, London’s ceremony lacked the awe-inspiring, heavily rehearsed, synchronized mass madness of Beijing. On the plus side, if it seldom made you marvel, it also never forced you to consider the amount of state-organized repression required to get that many people to drum as one.
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